If this doesn't have potential, I don't know what does.
The winner of this MARVELLOUS competition will win a Biteback book of your choice sent directly to your door.
You are also, by default, winning the opportunity to openly mock Iain Dale and/or his monkey, Grant Tucker.
This is going to be fun.
When I showed this picture to my boss, James Stephens, earlier he took a long hard look at it before piping up with:
"You look a bit stalkery."
"What?"
"You look like that singer, Andrew W. K."
"Who's he?" [doesn't bode well that he's a he.]
"GOOGLE."
I Googled.
THIS is Andrew W. K.
It's a bit like that time a total stranger came up to me in Boots when I was trying on sunglasses and told me I looked like Ozzy Osbourne. I now have a complex about how closely I resemble greasy rockstars.
But, this isn't about me. Please put your captions in the comments section below! Good luck.