As you may know Big Cheese has been away these last few weeks in Australia on a speaking tour and doing his radio show.

This is his welcome back post. And in welcoming his return I thought it might be nice to give you all an insight into the kind of ship Iain's running here. Like many things these days, a simple tweet can do the trick.

Last week I tweeted:

On the BB twitter background @iaindale's book Talking Politics is next to my timeline. Iain is on the cover - it's like he's watching me...

To which he replied:

@BitebackPub That's cos I am watching you. From 13,000 miles away. Be very scared.

Fear. That's the fuel for the Biteback fire. I know that bossman James Stephens would add to that sentiment something along the lines of: "divide and conquer. That's how I roll."

So you see, this ship isn't just tight - it's utterly oppressive. Just look at the way Iain's figure peers around my Twitter feed day-in, day-out as I feel the hot breath of authoritah down my neck.

Now, back to work I s'pose...