...we have reached for the bestselling Yes Minister Miscellany.

What with budget cuts, the revision of defence spending, the occasional leak of official documents and murmerings of the effects upon the Coalition of a replacement of Trident, Yes Minister proves that it really is as timeless as ever:

"Conventional Forces are terribly expensive. Much cheaper just to press a button."

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To enter, simply email your favourite Yes Minister or Yes Prime Minister one-liner and your contact details to katy.scholes@bitebackpublishing.com. All entries will be entered into a random draw and the winners picked and announced on the Biteback website on 1st November 2010.