But if it were - we'd love it.
In case you were wondering who the children of this wonderful company were, I thought I'd take this photo opportunity to introduce you.
WE ARE BITEBACK (and that's Peter Sissons). In the words of a great native American chief, HOW.
On another note - Peter Sissons' book When One Door Closes is now available in e-book format. So click here, buy it, and get e-reading!