...twenty-five years ago, a certain sales and marketing executive, blog-post writer extraordinaire and master of the inappropriate one-liner was born. That's right...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATY!!!!
This is Katy, by the way:
She thinks she's a pirate.
How to describe Katy... well if you are an avid reader of this blog (and quite frankly why wouldn't you be?), it's likely you will have already formed an impression of her. Yesterday she was likened to an ewok: friendly on the outside but underneath, well not saying she'll kill you or anything but you'll probably want her fighting with you not against you. Ewoks aside, let's leave it to the Biteback and Total Politics gang to sum her up:
"Terrifying? Breasty?"
That's helpful, thanks.
"Buxom. Voluble. Delightful."
I suppose that's accurate...
"Brash, bold, sturdy..." Sturdy? Like a building?
"Boisterous? All I can think of is boobies and other b-words…not sure why!" ...I'm spotting a theme here. Erm Katy, we all seem to be fixated with a certain part of you...
"LOUD." Yep!! That's Katy! A human foghorn.
I think we've all learnt something here.
Well, we're going to scoff cake today, because that's what you do at office birthdays, and maybe even give Katy the birthday bumps - I think she'll enjoy that. Please join us in wishing our Katy many happy returns!
To gain an insight in to the mind of Miss Katy Scholes, follow her on twitter @katyscholes - it'll be worth it, I promise you.