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The sequel to 5,000 Great One-Liners

Praise for 5,000 Great One-Liners:
“It’s an admirable gift, being able to compress wit and wisdom into a trenchant sentence or so, and Grant Tucker has harvested the world’s best – an Olympiad of linguistic play.” Daily Mail

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

My co-worker just announced he’s getting married. I told him how happy my marriage has made me. But he’s still going through with it anyway.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.”

The cashier told me, “Strip down, facing me.” How was I to know she meant my debit card?

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his food before it was cool.

Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

After making us laugh out loud with 5,000 Great One-Liners, Grant Tucker goes one better with this uproarious sequel! More One-Liners, Jokes and Gags is another hilarious volume of the finest quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks known to humanity. From twists on the classics to modern greats, from A-grade antics to X-rated gags, from jokes you could tell your mother to jokes about yo momma, there’s something short, sweet and wickedly clever for everyone in this definitive volume.

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  • ISBN: 9781849546720
  • 7 November 2013
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